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Ataxipassengertappedthedriverontheshouldertoaskhimaquestion.Thedriverscreamed，lostcontrolofthecar，nearlyhitabus，wentuponthefootpath，andstoppedcentimetresfromashopwindow.Thedriversaid，"Lookmate，don'teverdothatagain.Youscaredthedaylightsoutofme！"Thepassengerapologizedandsaid，"Ididn'trealizethatalittletapwouldscareyousomuch."Thedriverreplied，"Sorry，it'snotreallyyourfault.Todayismyfirstdayasacabdriver.I'vebeendrivingafuneralvanforthelast25years."乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀，想问个问题。司机大叫起来，车也失去了控制，几乎撞上一辆公车，还上了便道，在还差几厘米就撞上商店橱窗时终于停了下来。司机说：“伙计，别再这么干了。你把我吓破胆了！”乘客抱歉地说，“我没想到拍你一下就吓成这样。”司机说：“对不起，也不全是你的错。今天是我第一天开出租，以前25年里我一直开殡葬车。”
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